NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

career, employment, job burnout, job challenges, job expectations, job experience, Job Interview, job market, job performance, job prospects, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job stress, Minecraft, NoJob4Me, occupation, smp, undesirable job, worst job

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Farms Harvested:	301
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	619040
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	4049
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6461	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Dragon Eggs Found:	4211
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).