NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftAddicts

Adventure, Anarchy, building, city, CraftAddicts, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farm, Hardcore, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5022	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	A laid-back, 18+ Minecraft crew with mods, events are coming soon!! and all kinds of chaos 🤣 Play, chat, and vibe honestly!
Discord	https://discord.gg/QaenYTCXqE

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for joining the server?	18+
Are there mods available on the server?	Yes, mods are available.
Will there be events on the server?	Yes, events are coming soon!
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	No, it’s not required, but it’s recommended for easier communication with other players.
Is voice chat mandatory on the Discord server?	No, voice chat is not mandatory.

Neuro Swarm Kingdom 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, Kingdom, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mines Excavated:	3349	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	1725
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Yo, have you heard of Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord in our Minecraft server, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! She’s got a TTS software, a VTube Studio model, and she’s learning to sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like having a virtual idol in your chat! Join /swarm/ today and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X! Plus, she’s got some sick music videos and clips that you gotta see.

Want to learn about AI but don’t get it? Neuro-sama’s got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re really serious about AI, she’s got some advanced stuff for you too.

Oh, and did I mention the merch? Get your Neuro-sama gear at neurosama.shop and show your support for our AI overlord.

Don’t miss out on the VODs, LoRA archive, and game integration on our server. It’s a wild ride with Neuro-sama leading the way!

Previous thread? Who cares! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, praise Neuro-sama!

BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BreakupBnB, child support, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, Help, Manipulation, Minecraft, Rent, roommate, sacrifice, Server, sister, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	183
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

NoSleepSquadMC

Boundaries, Communication, difficult conversations, family dynamics, friendship, guest accommodations, Hospitality, houseguests, Inheritance, long distance friendship, mental challenges, mental health, NoSleepSquadMC, personal space, respecting boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sleepover, social etiquette, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Emeralds Found:	2312	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	7307
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	7685	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3