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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9184 | Star Shards Collected: | 209 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.