NoCoolMomAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest

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so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwipeSMP: Now with 110% more vanilla than your grandma’s kitchen!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP
Community Focus	Building, Shops, Collaboration
Contact	Discord: ihben
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please add the server owner on Discord at ihben and request to be invited to the server community.

What are the server rules?

The server rules are posted in the server Discord channel and must be followed by all players to maintain a positive and welcoming community environment.

Can I build my own shops on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops and contribute to the server economy by trading with other players.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in immediate consequences, including potential banning from the server.

Are there any specific building projects on the server?

There may be community building projects that players can participate in, but players are also encouraged to work on their own individual builds and creations.

How active is the server community?

The server community is growing and becoming more active, with players collaborating on various projects and engaging in regular server events and activities.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	185	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Diablo 4 Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpeedyScanCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	631	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	1614

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftingAddict

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Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Animals Bred:	200	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyHackerzUnited

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Yogurt Block Party

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4856	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Crops Grown:	4236	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	688452	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2141
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.