NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Star Shards Collected:	72
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	4127

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Towns Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

balanced blood sugar, better skin, better sleep, changes noticed, health benefits, healthier habits., improved digestion, improved energy, improved mood, increased focus, lifestyle changes, long term benefits, mental clarity, Minecraft, People who quit sugar, reduced cravings, reduced inflammation, smp, sugar detox, sugar-free lifestyle, SugarFreeSMP, SWEET, weight loss

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, phobias, unrealistic fear

Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1