NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magic Items Found:	3968	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Potions Brewed:	192
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	77	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1528
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Emeralds Found:	5757
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2035
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	766243
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	6455
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dimension Hops:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	683
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4681

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!