NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5189	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	282	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	9641	Farms Harvested:	323

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	1970	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	167	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7372	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Farms Harvested:	141
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	2713

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mines Excavated:	2739	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Animals Bred:	171	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1269
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Magic Items Found:	7596	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	5548
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	189	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	4054	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2159
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2