NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mines Excavated:	3693
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	269	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	292	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	275
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6002	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3322
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	9989
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.