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Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	183

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gal House Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Visit Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual trip to Poland…but without the expensive plane ticket! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6794	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Animals Bred:	116

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?

Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server

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❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

❤️ Version: 1.18-1.21 ❤️❤️ IP: drop.fpmc.pw:25565❤️❤️ SITE: http://shop.fpmc.pw ❤️

❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real stamp, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do this? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

It’s your party! ⭐

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	252	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425