No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	6378	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	3670	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1034	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7480	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	335885	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Living Statues Befriended:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca