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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9078 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 333 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!