No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	164	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	281	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Emeralds Found:	4905	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Votes:	9124
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Dragon Eggs Found:	4835
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5241	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	116	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	2779

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com