Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2566 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2545 Star Shards Collected: 132

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ores Mined: 1205 Towns Built: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Farms Harvested: 114 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Farms Harvested: 632 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Animals Bred: 158

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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