Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 93
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • JungleSMP Survival Server

    JungleSMP Survival Server

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Minecraft Server Overview

    No whitelist, open to anybody. Join the discord server to get started 🙂

    Discord Server

    Modlist:

    Mod Name
    AppleSkin
    Amendments

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the discord server mentioned above to get the details on how to join.

    Q: Is there a whitelist?

    A: No, the server is open to anyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1678 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Star Shards Collected: 208
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5835 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5160
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Ores Mined: 6958
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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