Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Aqua Watchers

    Crafty Aqua Watchers
    Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9475 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Animals Bred: 82
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

    Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)
    Server Name Virtual Headquarters
    IP Address vhq.falixsrv.me

    Overview:

    Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

    We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

    Features:

    • Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
    • Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

    Community:

    Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

    How to Join:

    1. Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
    2. Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
    3. Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

    We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

    Happy crafting!

    • TeamVHQ

    vhq.falixsrv.me

    FAQ:

    How do I get whitelisted on the server?

    To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

    Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

    Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

    How often are there events on the server?

    Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2946 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Crops Grown: 4820

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

    Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5786 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

    High School Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

    Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

    UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

    🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

    💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

    AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyWebLinks

    CraftyWebLinks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4648
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

    YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

    SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9150 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

    Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater
    u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

    mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

    Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

    We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3158 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server

    Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living a boring life as a regular Filipino man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be anything you want! Want to be a superhero? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy. Want to build a giant hotdog house? Why not!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Animals Bred: 124 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP

    Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of seeing American adaptations of anime where the cast looks nothing like the original characters? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Our server is like a wacky crossover episode where anime characters come to life in a blocky world. Join us and you might just run into Naruto building a ramen shop, Sailor Moon fighting creepers with her magical powers, or Goku challenging everyone to a mining competition. So if you’re a fan of anime and love a good laugh, come join us for some ridiculous adventures and maybe even find your own anime doppelganger along the way!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between Bill and his fiancée Amy.

    Bill, our beloved player, has a history more complicated than trying to navigate a maze in the Nether. His family dynamics are more tangled than a bunch of tangled redstone wires. But fear not, because you, yes YOU, have been invited to his wedding! Will you be able to survive the drama and chaos that is sure to ensue?

    But wait, there’s more! Bill has asked you to be his best man, even though you can’t stand Amy like a creeper can’t stand water. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and wedding planning without blowing up like a block of TNT?

    Join our server now for a chance to be part of this epic tale of love, betrayal, and friendship. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike any other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 778384 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft SMP: BestGameEver!

    Minecraft SMP: BestGameEver!
    Oh man, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like a wild ride through a land of chaos and shenanigans. The reason you should join? Well, let me paint you a picture.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a group of players riding pigs dressed as superheroes. Why, you ask? Because every Wednesday is Superhero Pig Racing Day, where we race around the server on our trusty pig steeds while wearing capes and masks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all. On Fridays, we have a ritual where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties in the town square. The music is bumping, the llamas are grooving, and it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that happen every month. The admins hide chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, and it’s a race to see who can find them first. Just be careful of the traps they set up along the way – one wrong step and you could end up in a pit of lava.

    So, reddit, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Potions Brewed: 70
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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