No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	510	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BookCrafters

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Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Star Shards Collected:	183	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

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so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	572
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	407168
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1847
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreepyCreeperCraft

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HouthiMissileMadness

Anti-Ship Missiles, Arming, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, group, Houthi, HouthiMissileMadness, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile technology, negotiations, russia, SECURITY, talks, weapons

so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Extinct Feline Revival: Purr-fect Achievement

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where scientists have just discovered a brand new species of cats that were thought to be extinct for DECADES. imagine exploring the world and stumbling upon these rare and majestic creatures, it’s like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt.

we have created a special area in the server dedicated to these feline friends, where you can interact with them, feed them fish, and even ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons. it’s a purrfectly pawsome experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

join us now and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover other mythical creatures like unicorns or dragons lurking in the shadows. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SpaceMagma Minecraft Server

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The owner of the server «SpaceMagma» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2963	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	232
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	64001	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.