No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2321
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	3549
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ores Mined:	1463	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9520
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	5087
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	402213	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	80
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!