No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	489	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Villages Defended:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	248	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	2945	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7000	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!