No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Items Found:	3428
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Dragon Eggs Found:	1763	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.