No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Star Shards Collected:	246	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	1245	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ores Mined:	5248
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2457
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Star Shards Collected:	62	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	907	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!