No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

aerial interception, airspace, Defense, defense forces, Diplomatic, fighters, Fire, flares, Incident, International, Japan, Military, Minecraft, plane, response, Russian, Samurai, SECURITY, Server, SKIRMISH, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, VIOLATION, Warning

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	82	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3399
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Animals Bred:	138
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	287	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.