No Bone Boner Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ores Mined:	3991
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	695
Dragon Eggs Found:	8743	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	2077
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2389	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	5805

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5910	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	129

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	4529
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1