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Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8775
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1518	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8220
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3394

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4156	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

armored vehicles, defense lines, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military defense, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, military vehicles, military vehicles stuck, Ready, Russian army, Russian defense, russian military, russian tanks, tank warfare, Tanks, Tnt, Trapped, trapped tanks, war machines

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	4154
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

allergic children, allergic reactions, allergic reactions in children, AllergyCraft, antibiotics, children, Deadly food allergies, Distance, food allergies, food allergy awareness, food allergy causes, food allergy education, food allergy increase, food allergy management, food allergy prevention, food allergy research, food allergy statistics, food allergy study, food sensitivities, peanuts, Processed Food, rise in allergies, Safety Measures

come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Artifacts, Clans, Discord, donat, Donations, email, Events, Exclusion Zone, Exploration, Groups, instagram, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Old, OPENING DATE, Pirate, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Quests, rare things, RPG, Russian, Server, Stalker, Survival, SURVIVE, trip, Vanilla, Without Launcher

STALKER MC – This is a vanilla server in the popular game “Minecraft”, where you can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of the exclusion zone with a huge number of rare things and quests.

Your task is to survive in the difficult conditions of the post-apocalyptic world: join groups, search and sell artifacts, explore the depths of the zone.

Have a nice trip, stalker!

Donat – stalkermc.ru

IP: mc.stalkermc.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/XmgjMNb

Email Mail – [email protected]

Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/stalkermc1_12_2/

Opening date – 08/27/2024

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Badlands Chugs, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Halloween, healing, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Loved and Remembered, mahjong tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, ravana, Resources, RP Glory Hole Meatup, Server, Shadowbringers, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you heal from the things you never talk about? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).

But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!

So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress

Black, black dress, casual style, classic look, confident women, dress, elegant attire, evening wear, everyday fashion, fashion inspiration, fashion trends, formal attire, little black dress, mature women, Minecraft, outfit ideas, personal style, real beauty, real women, smp, sophisticated outfit, spacey, street style, timeless fashion, women in black dresses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3996
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4625	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1