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Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

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SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Axisland Minecraft server

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Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	8520

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	72
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crops Grown:	5722

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7121

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1959	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

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If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

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You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	89166

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	33516	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2