NixSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	8582	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	4433
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4026	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9463	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	8734	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	993	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	8332	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Animals Bred:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Farms Harvested:	604	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Votes:	9483	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548, activities, BLOCK, Bonding, Chat, Community, Connections, Cum, discussions, Events, Friends, Fun, group, group activities, interests, Join, MEETUPS, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, Party, Server, sharing, Social

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	5161
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

artbook, booru, comicbin, computer wife, CreeperVillager, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebin, font change, general, image collections, legends of localization, merch, min3craft, recommendbin, smp, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, writebins

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	1417	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, 1.21, 1.8, Active, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, cool server, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fun, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Honest donation., Hosting, Hunger Games, Ip:, kind admins, Lucky blocks, Maniac, many players, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, No Lags, one block, Paintball, PandaMine, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, top server, VK GROUP, Website

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mines Excavated:	1057	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

— Survival

— Mini-games

— Kind admins

— Many players

— Honest donation

— No lags

— Cool server

IP – PandaMC.ru

Website: http://pandamine.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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mr.pandamc.ru

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brainwaves, cognition, consideration, contemplation, Deep thinking, deliberation, ideas, introspection, meditation, mental processes, Minecraft, Musings, Opinions, PALS, Perception, PIXEL, pondering, Reflection, rumination, Server, speculation, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, BLOCK, bob, Breaker, browser compatibility, Browser extension, browser settings, browser support, browser update, Chrome, FIX, internet security, Lazy, Mac, Minecraft, online privacy, smp, software problem, stopped working, switch browsers, tech support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, ublock origin, web browsing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Players:	96/400	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	355527
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3