nitent network

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### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	9522

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	2570	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.