| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5658 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3323 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for our annual Halloween Minecraft Art Contest where you can show off your creativity and win some wicked prizes! Dress up your favorite Minecraft characters in their spookiest costumes and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just win $50 USD and some awesome steam game codes just for participating!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie villagers. Will you be brave enough to explore the haunted mines and uncover hidden treasures? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?
So come on down to our server and join in on the Halloween fun. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique powers and quirks. And don’t even get us started on the weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make you unstoppable in battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to collect rare items and show off your skills in this colorful extravaganza.
And did we mention the daily check-in rewards? It’s like getting free cake every day, but better because it’s virtual and won’t ruin your diet.
So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few accidental deaths (oops). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
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| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.
And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2394 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
