Welcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ores Mined: 4194 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6199

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP

    Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s weird movie choices! We promise no rings of power here, just endless fun and adventure in a world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests. So leave your boyfriend and his boring movie preferences behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

    SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot!

    Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime

    Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.

    So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

    So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No Hate Minecraft SMP

    No Hate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Safe Poland Minecraft Server

    Safe Poland Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

    Region of the Country Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

    But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

    Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

    Limbus Company General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

    Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

    Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

    Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

    Space Shuttle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

    Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

    Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

    And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3686 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

    At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

    Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

    • Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

    We will always welcome new players ^^

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 220
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 2331

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

    Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

    Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

    The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

    Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

    In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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