Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1281 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 108 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 46 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Crops Grown: 5816 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 378

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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