Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 9171
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Animals Bred: 183 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Farms Harvested: 649 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2794 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1373 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ores Mined: 3604
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magic Items Found: 5091

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/merkavas/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Zombie Dances: 10 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8781
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5362 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Potions Brewed: 46 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5041

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Crops Grown: 3879
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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