Nicotine Analog Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7468	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7984
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

New Minecraft Servers

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!

and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	9022	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4483
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ores Mined:	2452
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Farms Harvested:	872
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5188	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	8670	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2969
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	284218
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Items Found:	4113	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.