NickCraftFunnies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old nicknames? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest place to be! Join us and you’ll hear nicknames like “CaptainCreeperCrusher” and “QueenOfTheEndermen” – we’ve got it all! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3334
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	3635
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6339	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	238
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	5610
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	914	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	2766	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Potions Brewed:	182
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!