Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	2599
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Towns Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	192	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

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SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	8157	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	679	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8387
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2759	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.