Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Potions Brewed: 84
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • > Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

    > Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

    Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 954 Ores Mined: 4963
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Memory Lane Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

    Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

    Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

    So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

    Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

    Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

    Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

    Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

    Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

    Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

    1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

    2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

    3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

    4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

    Mint Phantom Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

    But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

    Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 100 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

    Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

    Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

    Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

    And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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    ⚪️ — Free donation!

    ⚫ — Custom crafts and items!

    ⚪️ – Buyers!

    ⚫ — Clans!

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    ⚫ — Events!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Farms Harvested: 954

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Roco Loco Minecraft Server

    Roco Loco Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Based Minecraft SMP Player

    Based Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

    4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Items Found: 6118

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

    Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

    Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP
    Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

    So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7297 Potions Brewed: 116
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

    And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Disco Code Minecraft Server

    Disco Code Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2135
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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