Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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