so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Magic Items Found: 4488
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Alien Abductions: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Enchantments Applied: 53

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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