Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Star Shards Collected: 186
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Zombie Dances: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Star Shards Collected: 276

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8448 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8711 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Animals Bred: 38 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Animals Bred: 107 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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