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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6671 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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