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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 6630

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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