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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9547 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4423 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!