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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3988 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5050 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!