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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7510 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!