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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1499 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 8620 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!