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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6465 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!