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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3589 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!