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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 266
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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