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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4313 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
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