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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7797 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
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