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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6853 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7114 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!