Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 8056 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6043 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6247 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 262 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1942 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
